My dog looks so unenthusiastic about being anywhere near my sister’s dog. She’s such a bitch, but I love her. I mean seriously, look at that face. LOOK at it.

My dog looks so unenthusiastic about being anywhere near my sister’s dog. She’s such a bitch, but I love her. I mean seriously, look at that face. LOOK at it.

Much needed night

Went to the midnight premier of The Avengers with one of my best friends and had one of the best hang outs I’ve had in a while. I miss my original nerd crew sometimes.

“Gerald stoled my Powerade and act’n like he didn’t. Over there wit a purple mustache. Motherfucka needa recreate me a drink.”

Recreate my drink!

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“Quinton’s fat ass waaaay back there. Homie can’t keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt, I’m like nobody here wear size Equator!”

I can’t.

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My dog looks like Dobby.

My dog looks like Dobby.

No where near as funny as I think it is…. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via awkward-rambling)


How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley 

How to love a woman.

“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley 

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